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Perfect position for me to climb right on your big hard bad boy!!!
perfect position for me to climb right on your big hard bad boy!!!
Mmmmm, your huge cock is so desirable... My pussy is already wet for you, big boy... Let me ride it and bounce till you fill the depths of my cunt with your cum blast...
mmmmm, your huge cock is so desirable... my pussy is already wet for you, big ...
would love to have your beautiful lips wrapped around my big boy...
would love to have your beautiful lips wrapped around my big boy...
What else you packin' big boy?. :)~
freakie
what else you packin' big boy?. :)~ freakie
hi zztop44, adam here, just came across your photos,, not sure if you are straight, bi, or gay, but wanted to say , wow, what a hot body, and cock, from this georgia boy
hi zztop44, adam here, just came across your photos,, not sure if you are ...
boy he is very lucky to get in those pants
boy he is very lucky to get in those pants
WOW you are one of the hottest woman i have ever had the pleasure to jack off too 
and boy did i ever cum
wow you are one of the hottest woman i have ever had the pleasure to jack off ...
MMM!!! I would like to sign up for boy toy!
mmm!!! i would like to sign up for boy toy!
mmmmmm i love your boy in the boat
mmmmmm i love your boy in the boat
look at you bad boy, but im impressed, your bottom lookse sexy clean and so inviting, my tongue aches to lick and probe you there, plus my fingers to open it wide so i can spit into your open bottom hole, shall i put my toe in your sexy bottom hole, you have a very photogenic anal hole darling xxx kisses there and EVERYWHERE !!!
look at you bad boy, but im impressed, your bottom lookse sexy clean and so ...
i'm just a young boy who loves to eat mature pussies. do you wanna smell yours?
i'm just a young boy who loves to eat mature pussies. do you wanna smell yours?
OMG i am sooo into you lol love thispose and your hips are fucking awesome....you got this jersey boy focussed!
omg i am sooo into you lol love thispose and your hips are fucking ...
Put that big boy in my mouth now!
put that big boy in my mouth now!
I don't know of a boy that would wear them... but if you say so...lol. very cute!
i don't know of a boy that would wear them... but if you say so...lol. very ...
oh sweetieu look like u need to be dived wanna give a muff diving experencewould love to eat  boy u make me hungrey
oh sweetieu look like u need to be dived wanna give a muff diving ...
ooh you naughty boy ... I may need to bend you over my knee and spank that cute little ass ... Thank you for the picture you naughty boy x
ooh you naughty boy ... i may need to bend you over my knee and spank that cute ...
you know those post cards that say "Wish you were here" boy do I ever wish I was right there
you know those post cards that say "wish you were here" boy do i ever ...
who would not like to play with your big cock wow big boy
who would not like to play with your big cock wow big boy
mmmmmmmm you ever need a submissive clean up boy just let me know, would LOVE to be ordered between those legs to clean the mess off that hot pussy
mmmmmmmm you ever need a submissive clean up boy just let me know, would love ...
I AM NOT A PANTYHOSE FAN, BUT YOU ARE AWESOME AND BOY IS IT OK......
i am not a pantyhose fan, but you are awesome and boy is it ok......
you are a lucky boy having her suck your cock so well, my girlfriend does it so well too though she can't keep it up too long as my cock's so thick she thinks her jaw might lock up
you are a lucky boy having her suck your cock so well, my girlfriend does it so ...
Nice Cock and Un-Cut too mmm ... Wank that Cock you Dirty-Boy!!
Wank it Off and I'll be Waiting to Take your Warm Seed in my Mouth!! m-mm-mmm-mmm.

Birthday Wishes to you SEXY!! ;)

Naughty Lucy♥ -x-
nice cock and un-cut too mmm ... wank that cock you dirty-boy!! wank it off and ...
what a perfect set of tits you have working for ya ! eat my pussy while my boy slides his big cock between those big bad babies and fingers that sweet pussy!
what a perfect set of tits you have working for ya ! eat my pussy while my boy ...
Boy oh boy now thats what I call a hard body.  I want to put my hands all over her body and my cock and tongue in her pussy.  Wow
boy oh boy now thats what i call a hard body. i want to put my hands all over ...
You want to cum on one of my pictures big boy
you want to cum on one of my pictures big boy
Boy what a great set of pics these are!  Is there a video or two of this?  I would love to see that!
boy what a great set of pics these are! is there a video or two of this? i ...
Mmm so delicious ... I'm bent over like a good boy mistress...nmmmm
mmm so delicious ... i'm bent over like a good boy mistress...nmmmm
ohh honey they so bigg n busty!!.. ur 34 ds!!.. so firm n busty beautifully full.. florida boy luvs yw bigg titty jigglin.. proud married ladys.. cuz yw know we nawty boys b lookin at yw as yw strutt down the beach!!
ohh honey they so bigg n busty!!.. ur 34 ds!!.. so firm n busty beautifully ...
your a bad girl and i am a bad boy so lets get together and cause some trouble
your a bad girl and i am a bad boy so lets get together and cause some trouble
oh boy. she does have such a gorgeous hot body. right now i just cannot get enough of her awesome looks. and this tittie bra shot just turns me on so hard... more please please please more
oh boy. she does have such a gorgeous hot body. right now i just cannot get ...
This is what I have in mind right now : you're standing like this & I'm coming behind you, running my hands over your back & bum cheeks...kissing your neck...getting closer...my hands grabbing your breasts...softly squeezing your breasts, while my boner is squeezed against your bum cheeks....mmmmmmm...that feels so good...feel the warmth & hardness of my cock, while I'm playing with your tits & nipples....you turn a little bit, so I can lick, suck & nibble on your left nipple....mmmmmm...your nipples are so hard....I'm making my cock wet...pulling your legs a bit apart....mmmmmmm....ready to explore your pussy...rubbing my cock head between your pussy lips...mmmmm...this feels so good....I'll be busy for a while ;-)
...oh boy, I'm so horny right now, thinking about humping your pussy & feeling your wonderfull ass cheeks hitting my body, every time I'm deep inside you....damned I need to a good & hard wank right now ;-)
this is what i have in mind right now : you're standing like this & i'm ...
Boy, I know he must have loved it, so did she, and you too! Good for all of you! Thanks for sharing too! I hope you have more fun like this, you all deserve to enjoy yourselves, we all do! She's just wonderful and gorgeous too!
boy, i know he must have loved it, so did she, and you too! good for all of ...
silly boy....

now give me my underwear back, and bend over for your spanking.
silly boy.... now give me my underwear back, and bend over for your spanking.
wow what a nice plump pussy, looks great for sucking and fucking. you lucky boy
wow what a nice plump pussy, looks great for sucking and fucking. you lucky boy
Fuck that pussy big boy...I'm fingering mine looking at your sweet cock!
fuck that pussy big boy...i'm fingering mine looking at your sweet cock!
And what a Big-Finish it was too!!
You Amaze me!! You're 64 and still Cum like a Man in his Prime mmm.

You Always have my Vote!! You Dirty-Naughty Boy!! ;) mmm.

Lucy♥ -x-
and what a big-finish it was too!! you amaze me!! you're 64 and still cum like ...
That's one hot sexy lady! Boy I'd sure like to get some of her!
that's one hot sexy lady! boy i'd sure like to get some of her!
you need a good set of lips around that big boy
you need a good set of lips around that big boy
lucky boy..wish i was keeping those nipples occupied with my tongue at the same time
lucky boy..wish i was keeping those nipples occupied with my tongue at the same ...
oh boy, thats just the best. they loook sooo suckable. exactly what i want to see: a realy long nicely erect nipple. just had to jerk of to this one. so thanks a lot for sharing this with me, thank you. well done
oh boy, thats just the best. they loook sooo suckable. exactly what i want to ...
Yeah, my wife used to treat me to handjobs like this. It was always a special treat to hear the microwave oven running just knowing that she was warming up the baby oil. Boy those morning hjs were something to behold.
Thanks for sharing and bringing back those memories...
yeah, my wife used to treat me to handjobs like this. it was always a special ...
Wow love to watch my wife on that big boy, giving her lots of pleasure !..
wow love to watch my wife on that big boy, giving her lots of pleasure !..
I'd like to give you a good spanking naughty boy!
i'd like to give you a good spanking naughty boy!
Naughty boy. U have to buy black sheets to fuck on
naughty boy. u have to buy black sheets to fuck on
It's about time. You have been a very dirty boy!!
it's about time. you have been a very dirty boy!!
IT'S DELICIOUS AND BOY AM I HUNGRY.......
it's delicious and boy am i hungry.......
today is Thanksgiving and boy, would I like to taste your giblets!
today is thanksgiving and boy, would i like to taste your giblets!
MMM ... Nice Head!! More Photos Sexy!! You Naughty Boy!! 

Naughty Birthday Wishes 4U!!

Naughty Lucy♥ -x-
mmm ... nice head!! more photos sexy!! you naughty boy!! naughty birthday ...
which river Pretty Boy? i wish your cock was pointing at my mouth!
which river pretty boy? i wish your cock was pointing at my mouth!
I would like to formally volunteer my services as a lotion boy to you...
i would like to formally volunteer my services as a lotion boy to you...
mmmm this one is deffo my fave. Looks great seeing u cover me in slomo. look at the state of me u dirty boy  ;D
mmmm this one is deffo my fave. looks great seeing u cover me in slomo. look at ...
imagine my naked boy laying on top that cock planted deep in my pussy me slowly humping up n down how long would you last
imagine my naked boy laying on top that cock planted deep in my pussy me slowly ...
A perfect fit for a tall boy like me....you couldn't be in a better position. And, Julie, I think this might just be your hottest outfit yet - I'm truly aroused, and blown away xxx
a perfect fit for a tall boy like me....you couldn't be in a better position. ...
How about I help you? Let me pump that toy up your ass while I suck your cock?? .......you Naughty Boy!!!
how about i help you? let me pump that toy up your ass while i suck your cock?? ...
what a good cuckhold boy he is....SIR likes to have a cuckhold to clean up HIS cum after HE uses me...HIS slut pet whore....would love to get to know you
what a good cuckhold boy he is....sir likes to have a cuckhold to clean up his ...
Oh boy yes please, perhaps take it in turn, ass-pussy-ass-pussy-ass etc.  Sounds a pleasant compromise mmmmmmm
oh boy yes please, perhaps take it in turn, ass-pussy-ass-pussy-ass etc. ...
Wow would I like some of that big boy while hubby watched and took photos xx
wow would i like some of that big boy while hubby watched and took photos xx
Oh boy... Which real man could resist a girl like that... Such lovely, gorgeously delicious, voluptuously sculptured breasts, such wonderfully tender and inviting nipples
...
oh boy... which real man could resist a girl like that... such lovely, ...
Oh Sweet y, You just nearly made me cumm, just imagining what you're feeling.  Oh Yea, slap her ass Big boy, just watch her squirming to get that big dick farther in her.
oh sweet y, you just nearly made me cumm, just imagining what you're feeling. ...
Boy, aren't you looking good there girl! Love those hot legs with those fishnets.
boy, aren't you looking good there girl! love those hot legs with those ...
sure..... California Beach Boy! So what beach on this planet is this?
sure..... california beach boy! so what beach on this planet is this?
Oh yea, big boy. Stroke it good!! Looking very good. Thanks.
oh yea, big boy. stroke it good!! looking very good. thanks.
oh boy, love her hairy pussy, lovely breasts and sexy ass.
oh boy, love her hairy pussy, lovely breasts and sexy ass.
Your have been a very naughty boy
your have been a very naughty boy
This NC boy loves it! Would like to take you for a ride sometime...message me if interested. Thanks for sharing, your Lovely!
this nc boy loves it! would like to take you for a ride sometime...message me ...
nice,im in pa and have been a naughty boy do i still get a treat.
nice,im in pa and have been a naughty boy do i still get a treat.
boy do I like my wife feeding me another man's semen from a freshly filled condom that he just fucked her with
boy do i like my wife feeding me another man's semen from a freshly filled ...
So I am not a naughty boy...I am a real BAD boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the list of things I would love to do to you is so long....
so i am not a naughty boy...i am a real bad boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the list of ...
And boy was Robready and so was i .Thankyou Oggi.Emma xx
and boy was robready and so was i .thankyou oggi.emma xx
So I see, need any help with that naughty boy ? xx
so i see, need any help with that naughty boy ? xx
Yummy! Cum in my mouth big boy!
yummy! cum in my mouth big boy!
Your offer is accepted for lunch...
What do I get for being a good boy  and eating it all up ...???
your offer is accepted for lunch... what do i get for being a good boy and ...
Mmmmm, great creamy cumshot... Cum to me "big" boy...
mmmmm, great creamy cumshot... cum to me "big" boy...
oooooooooowwwwwwwwww lucky boy he made it nice and big i would like to get one like that to suck
oooooooooowwwwwwwwww lucky boy he made it nice and big i would like to get one ...
Now you have got me all excited.
What's a boy to do? xx
now you have got me all excited. what's a boy to do? xx
Oh boy, I know that was fun for him, and I'm guessing for you too! I'd love to be next! Woohoo!
oh boy, i know that was fun for him, and i'm guessing for you too! i'd love to ...
I would not want her to stop bouncing on my big cock i do not come that easy. Boy she knows how to ride a cock outstanding.
i would not want her to stop bouncing on my big cock i do not come that easy. ...
Lucky boy, he has two tongue, round hes cock....
lucky boy, he has two tongue, round hes cock....
ohhhh so sweet--is it okay that i'm a tiny-penised man/boy and i like your cock?
ohhhh so sweet--is it okay that i'm a tiny-penised man/boy and i like your ...
Perfect view ;) A country boy couldn't ask for much more...Except for her to invite a naughty girl friend or cousin =). Would love to bareback her to a few cream pies on that soft grass...
perfect view ;) a country boy couldn't ask for much more...except for her to ...
I love seeing cum over my wet pussy thanks big boy x
i love seeing cum over my wet pussy thanks big boy x
Wacking off in the car, bad boy, It can be a real turn on.  I like it.
wacking off in the car, bad boy, it can be a real turn on. i like it.
looks like and sounds like both of you love cocks in or out of her 3 holes!  damn looks hot and she is a darling!  if you are a good boy you should lick his balls all the way up to her clit! xx
looks like and sounds like both of you love cocks in or out of her 3 holes! ...
ohhh good boy! your cum shot is strong hope it felt good!!
ohhh good boy! your cum shot is strong hope it felt good!!
Oh Yes Let me Lick that dark spot   clean  >   Oh you dirty boy !
 Yeah!   x0x0x0x  luv > Boing7"
oh yes let me lick that dark spot clean > oh you dirty boy ! yeah! ...
boy woud I like to lick the cum off your nutsack while my wife takes pics
boy woud i like to lick the cum off your nutsack while my wife takes pics
Boy what a big cock. We would love to see more. Mail us at ...
boy what a big cock. we would love to see more. mail us at ...
Devil looks like a very happy boy, I have been where he is and can say that when those 2 get sucking, the world stops. Wonderful x
devil looks like a very happy boy, i have been where he is and can say that ...
Oh boy, dude, you have a beautiful smooth sexy ass!!!
oh boy, dude, you have a beautiful smooth sexy ass!!!
Boy, that is just mouth watering!
boy, that is just mouth watering!
I like your kind of presents...boy oh boy would Iove to get one of them form you...we need to be friends...then I might get lucky.  G
i like your kind of presents...boy oh boy would iove to get one of them form ...
Nice Cock, my wife would love to ride that big boy until it exploded deep inside her.
nice cock, my wife would love to ride that big boy until it exploded deep ...
Oh yes now thats what I call heaven, lucky boy.
oh yes now thats what i call heaven, lucky boy.
Satisfaction guaranteed!!! Stuff my pussy big boy...
satisfaction guaranteed!!! stuff my pussy big boy...
Damn! My cock has just popped up to say hello!
Gonna have to have a cheeky wank now....down boy, down...x
damn! my cock has just popped up to say hello! gonna have to have a cheeky wank ...
boy do i like your sexy feminin moist tongue!
wonder if you could deepthroat me.. lol
boy do i like your sexy feminin moist tongue! wonder if you could deepthroat ...
Oh boy, Im not gonna say stop. uhuh, not me. She can keep going.  I like how she spread her legs.  I would bet her pussy is wet and tasts good.
oh boy, im not gonna say stop. uhuh, not me. she can keep going. i like how ...
I would happily be her boy toy and fuck buddy!! I'm here in Georgia and my cock is hers for the taking!! P.S. Love seeing her tits and hard nipples hanging down as she sucks!!
i would happily be her boy toy and fuck buddy!! i'm here in georgia and my cock ...
oooooOH bOY,ITS A BEAUTY ..A REAL BEAUTY a bonza,beaut, crakker or a cock..thank you
ooooooh boy,its a beauty ..a real beauty a bonza,beaut, crakker or a ...
Great BJ but dang it boy! Trim that body hair,..looks like she's sucking off a sasquatch ! (big-foot)
great bj but dang it boy! trim that body hair,..looks like she's sucking off a ...
boy that's nice cock U have there I would love a tribute pics. Kathrine
boy that's nice cock u have there i would love a tribute pics. kathrine
I would love to wrap my lips around that big boy.
i would love to wrap my lips around that big boy.
Hottest picture on Zoig! Looks like her little pussy has a grip on that big boy! Those heels... oh those heels.
hottest picture on zoig! looks like her little pussy has a grip on that big ...
Ummm, Jack is a naughty boy....I like naughty boys...with nice cocks. K
ummm, jack is a naughty boy....i like naughty boys...with nice cocks. k
ANOTHER NAUGHTY BOY WHO LIKES SPANKING.....
another naughty boy who likes spanking.....
I thought he was being pretty gentle through most of it, but you sounded like maybe you were getting a little bent -- or stretched -- out of shape.  Of course, Bob's a big boy....
i thought he was being pretty gentle through most of it, but you sounded like ...
atta boy Sport..hope she drained the cum right out of ya :)
atta boy sport..hope she drained the cum right out of ya :)
Boy, you'd make an awesome sex partner. You have gorgeous tits.
boy, you'd make an awesome sex partner. you have gorgeous tits.
oh boy does this lady look good and seductive and beautifull! perfect shoes, leggs, silky thighs... hmmm
wanna share her?
oh boy does this lady look good and seductive and beautifull! perfect shoes, ...
IF I HAD YOU, I WOULD BE A GOOD BOY TOO, BUT I WOULD NEVER TEAR THOSE BEAUTIFUL PANTIES OFF, I WOULD JUST PULL THEM DOWN. I GUESS HE IS A GOOD BOY IF HE MAKES YOU HAPPY.....
if i had you, i would be a good boy too, but i would never tear those beautiful ...
You naughty, naughty boy.  I just may have to come and spank you.  ;)
Kisses,
Sexy C
you naughty, naughty boy. i just may have to come and spank you. ...
what a lovely cock! i would Love to suck the cum out of that big boy!
what a lovely cock! i would love to suck the cum out of that big boy!
hey big boy which part of uk are you from
hey big boy which part of uk are you from
Big Cum-Filled Balls!! A Gorgeous Succulent COCK too!!
It Doesn't get any Better for me, you Dirty-Naughty Boy!! m-mm-mmm.

Naughty Lucy♥ -x-
big cum-filled balls!! a gorgeous succulent cock too!! it doesn't get any ...
ooooooohhhhhhh boy would like to give her man right up her nice pink snapper and fuck the daylights out of her and fill her full of my man oil xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ooooooohhhhhhh boy would like to give her man right up her nice pink snapper ...
hot enough to get me off and boy did i just shoot a huge load
hot enough to get me off and boy did i just shoot a huge load
imagine My black dick up in that white country pussy of your! Ya Boy!
imagine my black dick up in that white country pussy of your! ya boy!
you naughty boy, taking your cock out at work! i wish i worked with you because i'd be sucking you off
you naughty boy, taking your cock out at work! i wish i worked with you because ...
Atta boy..nice to see you are real and a real stud at that ;)
atta boy..nice to see you are real and a real stud at that ;)
im bein a bad boy imaging givin ya awesome bottom a good lickin
im bein a bad boy imaging givin ya awesome bottom a good lickin
love this shot. it makes me just want to push my cock right in! go hit that boy!
love this shot. it makes me just want to push my cock right in! go hit that ...
Mmmm, what a hot woman...we love seeing you in a kinky outfit and tied up.  Boy would we have our way with you.  But the panties would have to go.  Mmmm yeah you sure would be just about to get it...and good.  We would sneek in about four guys quietly and have them take turns fingering you. sucking on your nipples and touching you all over one at a time without you knowing that it was four different guys enjoying your hot naked body. Bondage suites you well...very well.   K and G
mmmm, what a hot woman...we love seeing you in a kinky outfit and tied up. boy ...
with a big boy like that, it wont b long, xo
with a big boy like that, it wont b long, xo
fuck yeah.... i love to cum all over your boy in the bath
fuck yeah.... i love to cum all over your boy in the bath
oh boy. this is one awesome set of boobs here. just made me sooo hard in just a mere second. thanks you soo much for this. is there any chance of seeing some more hot shots of you two beautiful peopple? want something in return? just feel free to ask anything of me youd like to see. id be more than glad to fullfill all your requests i promise. so what do you think?
oh boy. this is one awesome set of boobs here. just made me sooo hard in just a ...
Mmmmm, your huge cock is so desirable... My pussy is already wet for you, big boy... Let me suck it, make it hard as rock and then ride it and bounce till you fill the depths of my cunt with your cum blast...
mmmmm, your huge cock is so desirable... my pussy is already wet for you, big ...
yes hney im licking and sucking sweet boy and sweeet butt hole
yes hney im licking and sucking sweet boy and sweeet butt hole
lovely shaped arse and sexy thighs, he's a lucky boy to have such a horny well bodied girlfriend
lovely shaped arse and sexy thighs, he's a lucky boy to have such a horny well ...
I'll take a shot at it.. Wisconsin huh?? I'm in She--Boy--gan
i'll take a shot at it.. wisconsin huh?? i'm in she--boy--gan
dont take this the wrong way M, but i'm happy i have been a bad boy.  lol. nice pic.
dont take this the wrong way m, but i'm happy i have been a bad boy. lol. nice ...
Yes sweetheart....our tongues are getting hard.   Ooooooo.....boy do we want to suck on that pussy.  K and G
yes sweetheart....our tongues are getting hard. ooooooo.....boy do we want to ...
I love to suck n fuck small dicks but you'll do it how I want it you'll do what I say then i might let your small cock in me n let you cum if your a god boy
i love to suck n fuck small dicks but you'll do it how i want it you'll do what ...
Sexy body inside sexy lingerie...Sam has been a good boy this year!!xxx
sexy body inside sexy lingerie...sam has been a good boy this year!!xxx
Need any help with that bad boy?
need any help with that bad boy?
Mmm mrs santa...lets us see that great ass and keep the panties off...been a good boy this year so thats my wish xxx
mmm mrs santa...lets us see that great ass and keep the panties off...been a ...
i hope he's a nice boy and shares his toys with others
i hope he's a nice boy and shares his toys with others
Be still our little hearts! A trick like that deserves a spanking… And boy you've run into the right couple to deliver it!
be still our little hearts! a trick like that deserves a spanking… and boy ...
LOVE the way your handsome cock sticks Straight out! thanks for the photos. hope you don't mind that a panty boy likes your beautiful cock!
love the way your handsome cock sticks straight out! thanks for the photos. ...
damn boy you are as bad as I am, homemade treats, wow pulling down and turning that skirt hanger, oh my gosh boy, that piercing, how in the world you do like pain, here it cums. that was awesome.  carried me away.
damn boy you are as bad as i am, homemade treats, wow pulling down and turning ...
Oh boy would I fuck you, you hairy horny rampant male! xxx
oh boy would i fuck you, you hairy horny rampant male! xxx
nice white see thru pasnties pull them open you dirty boy love seing your cock fuccking her me wankinggg
nice white see thru pasnties pull them open you dirty boy love seing your cock ...
boy do you look hot taking that dick like that. I'd love to help you do some pics for zoig, preferably if it's me fucking you hard and balls deep...all holes
boy do you look hot taking that dick like that. i'd love to help you do some ...
It looks big and thick but would have to get that big boy in my mouth to make sure;) Mrs. HH
it looks big and thick but would have to get that big boy in my mouth to make ...
what a lucky boy having such a treat, you could do that to me any time you like
what a lucky boy having such a treat, you could do that to me any time you like
you are a naughty boy . . . I Love naughty boys x
you are a naughty boy . . . i love naughty boys x
wow that's one hell of a pole , naughty boy got a stiffy at work
wow that's one hell of a pole , naughty boy got a stiffy at work
joke - shortend - girl gets lift on bike with guy from n'hood, sits on crossbar. gets home, says to guy "silly boy, did you not notice I had no panties on? guy says "silly girl, you didn't notice this was a boys bike!
joke - shortend - girl gets lift on bike with guy from n'hood, sits on ...